Monday, April 14, 2008

Three Quick & Easy Steps To Getting A Highly Viewed Blog

With these three steps your blog will be bombarded by readers in no time.

Step 1: Pick a topic that will attract the masses. It has to be something easy though, most people don't like difficulty. People love quick fixes most of all. So anything quick and easy is a gold mine, IE: "Taxes done quickly and easily" "How to Write an A+ paper quickly and easily" "Quick and Easy cooking" and of course, what draws a lot of people to the internet, (mostly men) "Quick and Easy Women"

Step 2: Structure- Present the information or topic in a familiar structured manner. People today like images more than words so the best thing one can do with words is make them look like images.
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Punctuation, such as the period and comma presented before also give structure. All to often people who are well versed in english and grammar forget to punctuate. Without punctuation the reader is forced to go on and on and on and on waiting for the sentence to end without any idea when it may stop or pause or when emphasis is needed or even when the idea is complete and a new idea begins.

Step 3: Make a "How to" blog with quick and easy steps (see step 1) which will make people think that your blog will solve all of the reader's problems. People Blog for trivial entertainment talk, jokes and political commentary, and answers. If you don't want to pander to having statements such as "Britney Spears Declared Brain Dead by Doctors After Reviewing her marrage to KFED" in your blog, or if you don't have enough readers for people to care if you endorse one politician or another, three easy steps is the way to go.

(If after step three your blog does not see an increase in readers repeat steps one and 2 with new ideas until one actually works.)

50th Post

This is my 50th post, I guess I've been pretty busy over the past couple of months. So far I think I've been doing pretty well in the blogging world. I have comments, a diverse range of readers from all over the world, and some authority...(on Technocrati) I've made some good connections along the way, one of the best being Fuelmyblog.com (one of the best sites for establishing blog connections and getting started in the blogging world) ((shameless pitch I know))
Anyway, I've given you my readers poems, prose, rants, reflections, philosophical ideas, and other random writings. What I want now most of all however is feedback. I want to know what readers think. I want to know if I've moved you (whether intellectually spiritually, or even if I've written poorly and the only thing moving is your bowls.)
So for this special 50th post I ask you to look back through all that I've posted before. (If you have time) I would like to know what you would like more of, and less of in my next 50 posts.